I am having a movie craving...

Not even kidding. 

We've all heard of the camera phone...

...but until now, none of us have seen one that stood up to the name. The Samsung Memoir. Pretty cool. 8 mega pixels is a good amount.

Lee Jensen

Is the name of the cow that always blocks my view during chapel. 

Mail Room JOY!

I've been going to the mail room everyday for three weeks now. I knew that I was getting a book in, but I just couldn't remember which one. Josh, Jesse, Ryan, and I finishing up some PB&J's when one of the mail room attendants walked into the cafeteria and said, "Hey Mat, you have a package in the mail room" .... All I could do was smile. When I got there I signed my name and received a half open package with a book inside titled An Inquiry Concerning Human Understanding. I'm looking forward to reading it. Just a side note, I am not nor will I ever be a secular humanist.

Chuck Track Tanning...

...doesn't result in looking good. My first errand after the burn was to wal*mart for some Aloe vera. Chris told me red lobster called cause someone just ordered me. 

p.s. I'm sorry if this picture is too much. 

Cutlery Trees

The other day after picnicking with Josh and Chris I threw my fork in the grass it inspired me to say. How crazy would it be if I threw this butter knife into that palm tree "No way, that can't happen" Well Ladies and Gentlemen it did happen on my first try even!

The Longest time

I have not been able to post in a while. For some reason any time I attempted to log in. Some warning would pop-up and re-direct me it's good to be back. Hopefully I will be able to get you all up to date on some missing events. Including a palm tree and cutlery story as well as my lobster stomach Lovin'.